guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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