Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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