I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
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For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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