I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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