He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
FUCK WHALES
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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