the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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