It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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