Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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