I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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