My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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