I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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