Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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