a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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