I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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