Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I am in a vortex of obligation.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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