I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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