So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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