we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Randomize
