oh fat girl friday strikes again...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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