i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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