yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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