She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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