windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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