Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
it glows. i had to have it.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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