im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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