help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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