I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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