your thong is hanging out like whoa
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
