This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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