i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I showed him my bush... on skype.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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