I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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