I saw his package. It spoke to me.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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