can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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