I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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