you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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