my vag is so smooth its legendary
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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