I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize
