Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My dick has a subreddit
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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