Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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