I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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