Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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