Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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