Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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