no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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