In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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