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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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