Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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