Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Randomize
