can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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