how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
