no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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