and you said cock pushups were impossible
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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