Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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