One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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