So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think my tv is drunk
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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